martes, 2 de junio de 2009



Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco), the star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs, is suffering from stress because his wife, Prudence Roanoke (Meagan Good), has left him for the Los Angeles Kings French-Canadian goaltender Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé (Justin Timberlake). The stress causes his hand to shake, which affects his hockey performance. Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) enlists the support of Guru Maurice Pitka (Mike Myers) to help Darren with his stress so that the team can hopefully break their losing streak. In addition to getting a considerable payment, Pitka would be invited to Oprah Winfrey's show, which he hopes would help him become the #1 guru, a place currently held by Deepak Chopra. Pitka succeeds, but feels no need anymore to become #1, more important is his love for Jane. However, in connection with a vow, Guru Tugginmypudha gave him a chastity belt. Pitka returns to Tugginmypudha to have it removed. Tugginmypudha agrees that it can be removed now, and explains how to do that; to Pitka's surprise, no key is needed.




* Mike Myers as Guru Maurice Pitka
* Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke
* Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard
* Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke
* Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov
* Justin Timberlake as Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
* Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke
* Manu Narayan as Rajneesh, Pitka's assistant
* John Oliver as Dick Pants
* Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypudha
* Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell
* Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders
* Rob Huebel as Bar Patron
* Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba
* Laura Landauer as Céline Dion

Darren Roanoke (Romany Malco), el jugador estrella de las hojas de arce de Toronto, está sufriendo de tensión porque su esposa, prudencia Roanoke (Meagan Good), lo ha dejado"por Jacques, portero de los reyes french-Canadian de Los Ángeles; Le Coq" Grandé (Justin Timberlake). La tensión afecta al funcionamiento del hockey.

Jane Bullard (Jessica Alba) alista la ayuda del gurú Mauricio Pitka (Mike Myers) para ayudar a Darren con su tensión de modo que el equipo pueda esperanzadamente romper su racha perdedora. Además de conseguir un considerable pago, Pitka sería invitado al show de Oprah Winfrey' ,él piensa que esto le ayudaría a sentirse bien, en un lugar llevado a cabo actualmente por Deepak Chopra. Pitka no tiene éxito, pero no siente ninguna necesidad de convertirse más #1, más importante para el es su amor para Jane. Sin embargo, con respecto a un voto, el gurú Tugginmypudha le dio una correa de castidad. Pitka vuelve a Tugginmypudha para retener quitado. Tugginmypudha conviene que puede ahora ser quitado, y explica cómo hacer eso; a Pitka' la sorpresa de s, ninguna llave es necesaria.

 

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